Back when it looked like this season was going the way of the early 90s Flyers, or that team that John Stevens had to save with the power of sheet cake, the Flyers’ PR department formed a plan. When your season is going badly, the best thing you can do to get butts in the seats is a whole bunch of wacky giveaways. It works in the minor leagues, and it would have worked for the Flyers. Thankfully, they never had to open the super secret locker containing these plans. However, my sources in the Wells Fargo Center have provided me with the details on some of these proposed giveaways.